Is Microsoft Down? — Quick Guide
This sovereign monitor checks Microsoft's public front-doors every 30 seconds via Cloudflare Edge (/api/microsoft-status) with zero D1 database writes:
- BIG RED (
NO IT'S NOT WORKING): Shown whenever microsoft.com is unreachable or both login.microsoftonline.com and portal.azure.com fail.
- BIG GREEN (
YES IT'S WORKING): Unleashes continuous multi-cannon confetti and a fleet of bouncing DVD-style Microsoft badges. Click or tap anywhere on the green screen for extra confetti cannons!
- Corner Hits: When a bouncing DVD badge clips within 14px of two viewport walls at once, it triggers a 120-piece golden supernova burst and logs a Corner Hit.
Keyboard Shortcuts:
- R — Run an immediate check now
- P — Pause or resume confetti & DVD bouncers
- B — Spawn +3 extra DVD bouncers (up to 18)
- ? — Open this User Guide
- Alt + Shift + X — Toggle Agim v3.1 Layout X-Ray